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US editor (1880 - 1956)
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.