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(1868 - 1930)
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.